dead-and-scarred:

I want to slice my wrists open.


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  • Plot Twist: All exams got cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sat revising bollocks they're not going to use in the future

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co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

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ameliaennis14:

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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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